July 2012
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via bdoing)
June 2012
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whittemores:
my mom thinks i’m the only kid who spends all day on the internet. little does she know, all of you exist.
Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
sskeeze:
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
thundergoddess:
if u ever feel down
just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
1 tag
Friend: hey
Friend: can you hold my drink for a sec
Friend: DON'T DRINK ANY OF IT
Me: *gulp slurp gulp* sorry wat
“It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Asfixia (via lyrexz)
leftthecasket:
Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…
embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.
“In dreams you don’t need to make any distinctions between things. Not at all....”
– Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart (via lyrexz)
