Do that sexy thing you do with your tongue.
cutlerish: Talk intelligently and at length.
After I finish watching Home Alone, I always have the urge to watch Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone. Always. It’s cause of the whole “‘Tis the season” feeling I get after Home Alone, and then I think of Harry getting accepted into Hogwarts, and his first Christmas with Ron and I get all mushy and happy inside. :’)
It's about the content, not the appearance.: Make... →
onwin: It bothers me when a person dislikes me just because the person I have beef with hates me. I have nothing against you, you have nothing against me, and your friend could be wrong about me. I admit I used to do that when I was younger. I hated whomever my best friend hated, just to side with my…
welcometowonderland: “After Dark” by ASIAN...
onwin: Teacher 1: Every teacher usually gives tests on Friday so I’ll give you guys the test on Tuesday! Teacher 2: Teacher usually gives tests on Friday so I’ll give you guys the test on Tuesday Teacher 3: Fridays are busy for you guys so the project’s due Tuesday Me: it’s like, thanks for being considerate, but no thanks ):
Today at mcdonalds, I was the third person on my line and waited 10-15 mins to ask for my order. Thing is, it usually takes 3-5 mins of wait time. Booooo. You know what really pissed me off? The cashier lady was slow as fuck. She took her sweet time walking from place to place, and even paused for a while to talk to a co-worker. -_-; are you forreal? IT’S CALLED FAST FOOD FOR A REASON. OK....
You support gay rights? Are you gay?
coopmurr: You support animal rights? Are you an animal? oh, the mental imagery… LOL
I have this obsession with Michael Fassbender.
And back when I first joined tumblr, i remember saving this gif: I didn’t know who the guy was at first and I realized just now, that that IS Michael, and it’s from his movie Fish Tank. Huh.
Best photo ever
Have you ever read something that killed you...
cdeeezy: Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of...
raychocolatte: LOOL !
Remember your old circle of friends?
cdeeezy: They were the ones you would kick it with almost everyday and laugh at the most random shit with. The people you would go anywhere and everywhere with just to fuck shit up. And the people that made your social life so much more interesting. It’s so heartbreaking knowing that everyone in that group went their separate ways and moved on to different cliques. I’m not really sure what...
So tonight, or i guess yesterday night since its 1:11 AM, sis, mom, and I went someplace for acupuncture. IT WAS SO COOL. AGKAJGADG. After, we went shoppang and walked around SOHO/Broadway and whatnot. Then, since it was getting late, we went to Applebees, and zomg. It was my first time there, so it was so cooool. The whole place looked so cool and pretty and awesomesauce. So fast-forward to...