March 2011
That awkward moment when you trip,
But then you just play it off and pretend you’re swimming.
LOOOL
February 2011
When I smile at the computer
parents:
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT? IS IT A BOY?
me most of the time: NOOO ITS NOT. GOD.
but when it is:
OH GOD HOW DID THEY KNOW?
Day 29- Your aspirations
Oh mans. I wanna go everywhere in life. Literally and figuratively. I wanna visit all the continents (maybe not Antarctica, not too hot bout that place) and explore all the bootyfulness there is. I wanna live in Europe for a while and then come back to NYC. It would be soooo cool if i ended up getting the accent :3
My dreams; well theres the one about my future hubby, grand house, children, and pets :3 I wanna do something useful; something that’ll make people remember my name for generations.
English teachers put way more thought into books than the actual authors did.
Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
Listen
…JUST PRESS PLAY.
oh gawwd lololol<3
1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 1
2. Toy Story 3
3. The Social Network
4. Twilight Saga: Eclipse
^ JUST A REMINDER OF THE BEST PART OF THE OSCARS
Jude Law. Robert Downey Jr. Would you, by any chance, be into having a threesome with me?
