So the day i went out to dinner,
i was on the train and instead of saying “Stand clear of the closing doors.” the operater said “Stand clear of the doorsing close.” LOL, made me crack up.
I love how I'm such a sucker for happy endings (:
No one owns being good. I’m good. I just don’t believe I’ll be rewarded for it...– Ricky Gervais (via sofapizza)
I can be the nicest, most down to earth person you...
traysee-me: (via sarahchann)
It's refreshing to hear a guy say "I made plans...
traysee-me: kashmeare: Granted, it IS nice when a guy is considerate by letting the girl choose what to do when they hang out or go on a date, but that gets old. Word to the wise, fellas. THIS!
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with...
when you complain about cramps to a guy and he...
-blackswan: jack-sparrow: Mostly when I complain to my guy friends about cramps, they’re the one pointing the gun at me. They don’t wanna hear about it.
"I want to be more than friends." ...Oh, you mean...
afterfairytales: OMGGGGGGGGGG; LOLLLL. this is brilliant.
When I hear something scary late at night
Went to airport today to drop off dad and sis. The check in and baggage lines were OD long x_x. Then we cut the baggage line cause it was too long. Sorry to those we cut although i dont think it makes a difference now :x Got home and soon off to eat deener at ze Japanese restaurant![:
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
The fuck did I do?
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
hannahrefugio: I’m usually like
when you're home alone listening to music
When I draw a person,
bringmethehairspray: I draw one eye like this and another one like this:
Tracey Ngai never fails to make me laugh<3
That moment when you walk out the room singing to...
dracomalfoyisabamf: likeariot42: liestoldwithfingerstied: roberrrrto: GPOY do that allll the time :D LIFE
I hate it when
people ask me to do something for them, or go somewhere with them repeatedly even after I say no. Like, really? I said no the first 5 times. What makes you think I’ll change my mind the next 10 times you ask? T______T Oh, and they have the gall to be all pissed when they finally get that i dont wanna go wherever the hell they want to, or do w/e. Are you fucking kidding me? I SHOULD BE THE...